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Sarah Palin- The Pride Of Fox News & The Tea Bagging Party

“As long as she’s writing reminders on her hand may I suggest one more: buy condoms.” –Bill Maher, in a Tweet

“Maybe Sarah Palin would be smarter if she had bigger hands.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“On Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn’t that wild? Oddly enough, she was reading, ‘Hi, I’m Sarah Palin.’” –Jimmy Fallon

“We learned last weekend that Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand when she’s giving speeches. You can see the notes right there on her hand. The first one is, ‘Hitch up the dogsled,’ ‘buy Chapstick,’ ‘clean rifle.’” -David Letterman

“Sarah Palin’s also getting criticized because last week she demanded that Obama’s chief of staff,Rahm Emanuel, step down because he used the word retarded. But then, Rush Limbaugh did the same thing on his radio show and that, she said, was O.K. Unfortunately, she’s been unable to respond to the criticism because she’s wearing mittens.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, is going to be part of the Fox News team. So, yeah. Finally, finally, her years of reading all those newspapers and magazines have really paid off. This should balance things out over there at Fox News. I can see that coming from my house.” -David Letterman

“Some critics are saying that Palin won’t last on Fox because she’s an over-emotional woman who gets the facts wrong. But I disagree. It’s working great for Glenn Beck, so she’ll be fine.” -Craig Ferguson

“Sarah Palin was photographed in Hawaii this week wearing a ‘McCain for President’ visor, but she had blacked out the letters of her former running mate’s name. She was going to black out all of it, but halfway through, she quit.” -Seth Meyers

“Sarah Palin’s book is number one on right now. Stephen King actually has the number two book. Very scary new book called ‘Sarah Palin Becomes President.’” -Jimmy Kimmel

“In Sarah Palin’s new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, ‘Thank you, God,’ which is the same thing the Democrats said when they first laid eyes on Sarah Palin.” -Conan O’Brien

“Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she’s going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah.” –David Letterman

“But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.” –David Letterman

“Sarah Palin’s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.” –David Letterman

“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography doesn’t come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.’” –Jimmy Fallon

“This week Sarah Palin’s memoir became a bestseller. It’s not even out yet. It’s being translated in English.” –Bill Maher

“Sarah Palin’s 400-page memoir is going to be released on November 17th, and it’s called ‘Going Rogue: An American Life.’ And critics say that it starts out okay, it get’s really exciting and then confusing, and then the last 100 pages are blank.” –Jimmy Fallon

“The book costs $24.99, but it has a $5,000 jacket.” –Jimmy Fallon

“People in Alaska are looking forward to Sarah Palin’s memoir. They’re already calling it ‘The Book to Nowhere.’” –David Letterman

“According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they’d support her decision to step down in 2013.” –Conan O’Brien

“As I watched the press conference, I realized finally we have a candidate for the people who loved George Bush’s certainty but were bothered by his rationality and executive experience.” –Jon Stewart, on Sarah Palin’s resignation

“Friends of Governor Palin are saying that she is resigning because she is tired of attacks from the media. Thank God I didn’t say anything.” –David Letterman

“Since resigning as governor, many say Sarah Palin is now going to spend some time working on her memoirs. Alaskans are saying they can’t wait to start reading Palin’s memoirs and then quit halfway through.” –Conan O’Brien

“In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we’re at 17.” –Conan O’Brien

“Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.” –David Letterman

“It’s an emotional day. A lot of us are still mourning the loss of one of America’s most entertaining figures, who left us all too soon. But don’t worry, folks, Sarah Palin will be back. Comedians everywhere are praying.” –Conan O’Brien

“And people are puzzled by this. They say, ‘Well Governor, Sarah, what are you going to do? What’s going to happen?’ And insiders believe that she hopes to be the next ‘Octomom.’ But I don’t know.” –David Letterman

“There was a surprising announcement over the weekend. The governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is leaving office. She’s stepping down. Something I said?” –David Letterman

“President Obama right now is in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska.” –Conan O’Brien

“I was talking to a lady here in the audience, she was from Alaska and we were wondering about this. How does a thing like this work? She steps down and she’s no longer the governor of Alaska. And we figured it out: Miss Congeniality steps up and is now the governor of Alaska.” –David Letterman

“A lot of public figures do this. When you have trouble, you blame the media. And today as a matter of fact she was up in a helicopter shooting Wolf Blitzer.” –David Letterman

“Over the weekend Sarah Palin shocked the country by resigning as governor of Alaska. Yeah, Republicans aren’t sure who is going to fill her role in the party, but they are in talks with several of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.” –Conan O’Brien

Obama Takes Questions From GOP, On Camera! GOP Dismayed By Obama’s Strong Performance!

The Christians Republicans were excited and ready to go for their conversation with President Obama at their annual retreat.

The New York Times stated that the Republicans said they were “itching to quiz the president and present their policy ideas rather than listen to another lofty presidential address.”

Obama decided to ask the Republicans if they would allow it to be opened up for cameras and ….oooops…the Republicans agreed.  After Obama had such a strong performance and refuted every single Christian Republican talking point used against him on the major issues, the GOP realized that Obama scored “many points”  and “he did really well”.   One Republican stated “It was a mistake that we allowed the cameras to roll like that.  We should not have done that.”.  Funny, Fox News would agree..haha.

I opinion on why Obama did so well is that one: he is very intelligent and two: he is honest and is doing what he believes is the right thing to do.  Republicans are often so bad at debating and wish to avoid an open debate on the major issues…or any issue because they don’t have the people’s interest at heart.

Ever notice when a person lies that they will not do well under questioning.  But an honest person is able to do just as Obama had done…kick ass.

I love the following comment by Obama:

“We’ve got to be careful about what we say about each other sometimes, because it boxes us in in ways that makes it difficult for us to work together because our constituents start believing us, So just a tone of civility instead of slash-and-burn would be helpful.”

That comment demonstrates a lot about Obama and his true desires to do what is right and help Americans.  It also demonstrates his intelligence while exposing the ignorance of the Christian Republican leaders.

In his opening remarks, Obama criticized what he said was a Washington culture driven by opinion polls and nonstop political campaigns.

“I don’t believe that the American people want us to focus on our job security, they want us to focus on their job security,” he said.

Rachel Maddow Gets It Right On Fox News – Obama Was Right, Again

How Fox News Manipulates & Controls Their Gullible Audience

Fox News and their personalities such as Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck utilize the same process religious and political leaders have used for 1000’s of years to force a belief on children and the masses.

The influence and power of REPETITION is substantial and well understood by those in positions of power and or in control of the media.  Repeated statements become embedded into the unconscious mind where motives and actions are forged.  That which is affirmed comes through repetition and embedded or fixed in the mind in such a way that it is accepted as demonstrated truth, even if it is a lie.

If one thinks about it, it is quite simple.  However, Fox News and religious leaders add little punch to the process by incorporating emotional components into the mix.

They create a reason to fear such as eternal torture or weapons of mass destruction.  They use the fear to create hate towards those that don’t agree or that are the reason for their fear such as Liberals or Iraq.  The additional benefit of creating hate is that is creates a uniting of those that are made to fear in an attempt to protect the “Christian family/brotherhood” or “American Freedom”.

That’s the basic formula Fox News and Christian Republicans use to control their audience.

It is important to note that the captive audience manipulated by Fox News happens to be overwhelmingly Christian Republican and therefore have already been fooled through the above-mentioned process to accept extraordinarily superstitious claims of a specific version of an invisible God whom has magical powers and is not based on a single shred of evidence.  Not one fact demonstrates this mythical creature to be remotely conceivable as true.  If by definition it is not true but they claim it is, then that is called a LIE.

Therefore, logic would tell us that it would take no great effort on the part of Fox News to control such an audience.

Here is another important thing to notice about this entire process.  Why would anyone utilize the above process if it wasn’t for a purpose that is clearly not moral and that you already realize is wrong and not overwhelmingly supported?  Maybe there is a reason and I just can’t think of it but I personally find it to be an important point.

We can go into our historical time machine and demonstrate the power of the above-mentioned process, but lets keep on topic with Fox News.

Lets take a look:

War in Iraq – Christian Republicans need a war for obvious reasons and wish to help their Big Business friends connected to the giant military industry producing weapons, maintaining weapons, creating new weapons, providing the rebuilding of destroyed infrastructure, protection services and all the additional supporting functions AND don’t forget the oil/gas industries product required to keep that war machine running.  Billions of dollars for the very friends of the Christian President and his Christian VP, which is of course the same groups that pour money into the Christian Republican party.

The Christian Republicans work with Fox News and create fear through lies of Weapons of Mass Destruction and lies of 9/11 terrorist ties to Iraq.

Next, they work to divide America into two groups, “you are with us or you are against us”!!  God agrees with us and therefore if anyone has a moral objection to sending American soldiers to their death based on lies, Fox News demonizes them.

Although we should all have objection to such immoral acts, Fox News actually managed to manipulate those that claim to “follow Jesus Christ” and get them to support immoral war and immoral torture.

They created the hate while using God to demonize anyone that didn’t agree.  Who can argue with God when “he agrees” wit the President and when the President is part of the “Christian family”.   They are not about to go against the family or God, but are happy to go against the evil secular progressives that want to destroy Christmas.  Those secular progressives become secular progressive liberals and once the negativity is set in the mind, they become liberals and are therefore anti-American terrorist supporting Atheist.

Next, the truth about torture is reveal that America has tortured.  Fox News again uses their fear and hate creating propaganda machine, to demonize the liberals for denouncing torture.  They again call them terrorist supporters and anti-American (Did you notice how Sarah Paling the Christian utilized the same process when running for VP?).

The liberals, the moral voice against the war and torture were turned into the immoral anti-American terrorist supporting demons in the minds of Christians by the repeated statements of Fox News and Christian Republican leaders.  What is morally right and good was repeatedly affirmed by Fox News to be morally wrong and anti-American and this managed to get Christians to support and make excuses for what Jesus Christ would find abhorrent.

Finally, it is interesting to note that this same example can be made for health care reform, global warming which again involves fear, hate and Big Business which is supported by, again, Christian Republicans.

Fox News is again clearly selling the side of Republicans, selling lies, demonizing anyone that doesn’t agree.

But hey, Jesus Christian wouldn’t want us to spend a cent on health care for those in need.  He would much rather we spend trillions on war, murder and torture.

Praise Jesus Christ for teaching our Christians about true morals.  Without his teachings and the influence of Fox News, we just couldn’t get away with war and torture.  It just makes me want to go to church in the morning.  I can just feel the love of Christ, can’t you?

“Those who control what young people are taught, and what they experience — what they see, hear, think, and believe — will determine the future course for the nation.”

— James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family


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