Archive for June 22nd, 2010

Once Upon A Time

“There was once a time when all people believed in God and the Church ruled.  The time was called the Dark Ages”

Louisiana Prayer Day: Senate Resolution WTF?

Notice, they want people to humble themselves and pray to God to give thanks for their blessings.  Imagine, the child that was just molested by his priest, or the child that is about to die for lack of medical care or food or that is beaten each and every night by a parent.  Imagine them thanking God for their blessings while their God watches it take place, day after day, night after night and does nothing to stop it.  The religious nuts can’t figure it out….just why is it that God doesn’t answer prayer.  Why is it that God has not ended the oil spill and cleaned it up?  People have asked him, prayed to him yet he does nothing.  Why is it God never heals an amputee?  Let me help you out….because your God is a myth!  Part of your fucking imagination!  Your God and no other God us men have imagined is real….not even remotely.  FACT, you can pray all you want for the oil to be cleaned up and to stop flowing.  I promise you it will not happen.  I promise you that when the oil stops flowing, it will be due to a natural act and I PROMISE you that your God will not magically clean it all up.  Like everything else, man will need to invent a way to clean it up and stop it.  Just like man invented your God, we are slowly inventing the way to destroy that invention….through the blunt use of the truth.

Read the religious nuts attempt at trying to set a day for religion in government.  Jesus, you fucking idiot, I promise you that you will not clean up the oil mess tonight as I sleep.  I promise you have no power to do it and you won’t.

Go ahead Christians, pray, pray, pray and show us agnostics that your God has some power.  I am waiting….what a joke.

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Regular Session, 2010 ENROLLED
SENATE RESOLUTION NO. 145
BY SENATORS ADLEY, LONG, NEVERS, ALARIO, AMEDEE, APPEL, BROOME,
CHABERT, CHAISSON, CHEEK, CLAITOR, CROWE, DONAHUE,
DORSEY, DUPLESSIS, ERDEY, B. GAUTREAUX, N. GAUTREAUX,
GUILLORY, HEBERT, HEITMEIER, JACKSON, KOSTELKA,
LAFLEUR, MARIONNEAUX, MARTINY, MCPHERSON, MICHOT,
MORRELL, MORRISH, MOUNT, MURRAY, PETERSON, QUINN,
RISER, SHAW, SMITH, THOMPSON AND WALSWORTH
A RESOLUTION
To recognize and declare Sunday, June 20, 2010, as a Statewide Day of Prayer for Louisiana
and for the population and region surrounding the Gulf of Mexico, in particular those
people affected by the environmental and economic disasters that erupted in the
aftermath of BP Deepwater Horizon oil leak.
WHEREAS, in times of great distress and need, we, the people of this land, have
always turned to private, public, and corporate prayer; and
WHEREAS, a Statewide Day of Prayer provides each of us with a powerful
opportunity to humble ourselves before our Almighty God; and
WHEREAS, the citizens of Louisiana are urged to pray for a solution to this crisis,
each according to his or her own faith, to pray for God’s continued guidance and protection,
and to join in the observance of a day of prayer, seeking God’s blessings upon both our state
and nation; and
WHEREAS, although there exists a great diversity of types of prayer, prayer is
always about calling upon God, and prayers woven together through common effort can
themselves become an awesome and powerful force; and
WHEREAS, a day of unified, intercessory prayer, by and for those people living
throughout the regions around the Gulf of Mexico, to pray for an end to this environmental
emergency, sparing us all from the destruction of both culture and livelihood; and
WHEREAS, untold millions of people, not only in regions surrounding the Gulf of
Mexico, but throughout the world, will be affected by this event; a crisis that remains
unaffected by the efforts of mortal man; and
SR NO. 145 ENROLLED
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WHEREAS, we now turn our attention and our prayers to the present circumstances
and humble ourselves before Almighty God.
THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the Senate of the Legislature of Louisiana
does hereby designate Sunday, June 20, 2010, as a Statewide Day of Prayer for Louisiana
and for the population and region surrounding the Gulf of Mexico.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the Senate of Legislature of Louisiana does
hereby urge the citizenry of the state and all people of faith throughout the United States and
the world to give personal thanks, each according to his faith, for the blessings we have
received, for God’s continued guidance during these trying times, and for God’s grace to
bring an end to the devastation.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the Senate of Legislature of Louisiana calls upon
the people of Louisiana to join each other and the entire community that is linked by the
Gulf of Mexico in this unified expression of faith and hope.
PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE

Texas Christian Republicans Want To Outlaw Blow Jobs

Apparently some Texas Christian Republicans can’t get an erection and thus have never had a blow job.  This apparently pisses them off to no end so they want to deprive others of the pleasures of oral sex.  So they want to outlaw it.  Personally, I am a fan of the bearded clam, but Christian Republicans always seem to fear such pleasures.  I feel sorry for anyone that has to be married to one of these Christian Republicans because they are missing out of some of the finest pleasures in life.

Wanna bet most of them are like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig?  That would be my guess!

Fact: If You Support The Catholic Church, You Aid In Molesting Children

Catholics support their church and their pope and by doing so, they have been supporting the molesting of children.  They have made much of the molesting possible, made it possible to hide it, buy it, cover it up and more.

Why is it Christians can’t see the disgusting acts and end their ridiculous support of such an establishment?  The Catholic church bathed in wealth and has no idea of what Jesus life was truly about as they never live it.  The pope and his leaders live a life of luxury, taking advantage of the poor.

Christians, watch your sick religion and their leaders.  See what you have made possible through your support.  It’s disgusting!

Are you proud of your contribution?  Well, go ahead and keep sending them your money and they will find more ways to hide it and buy their way out of the vile acts.  Pat yourselves on the back for your “moral” support.

Sarah Palin Department of Miracles – What? Haven’t You Already Prayed? Not Working? Wonder Why?

Dear Sarah Palin,

Have you and all your Christian friends not already prayed for the oil spill to stop.  Better yet, have you not prayed that all the damaged caused would be magically cleaned-up?   If you have, then why the hell is it not working?  Is it the same reason that prayer never works for the healing of an amputee?  Wonder why it isn’t working Sarah?  Because that God you believe in is only a story, a story used to control small minds like yours.  God ahead Sarah, pray until you turn blue.  I PROMISE you that your God will not magically clean up the mess, not a single drop.  I PROMISE!!!

Go ahead Sarah Palin, gather with all the Christians in the world and pray for it to magically be cleaned up.  We could then expose your God again, as a fake.  A total fabrication of primitive minds from a primitive time that you are foolish enough to believe in.  I would like to think you are not that ignorant to believe in such a God but the fact is, you are.

Prove me wrong Sarah….go ahead, pray…pray baby pray.

Atheism: In Your Words 2

Thankfully our next generation of humans (our children) are getting it and breaking free of the lies provided by religion.  Do your part to spread the truth and expose these lies about Gods.  We should never support the spreading of lies and the abuse of our children through this belief system.

Religious types are upset that we have true freedoms and are not required to follow their specific Gods rules or end up with great punishment.  Notice, not a single religious person can show their God is any more real than any other God or any other superstition.  Their “proof” is provided through more claims and excuses and never supported by evidence to demonstrate any facts.

God Strikes Down His Only Son Again, Or Was It Allah?

The Bones of Jesus. "He's a lot skinnier than I imagined,... Nick Graham / The Dayton Daily News

Christians love their graven images and apparently their God was pissed off about it because lightening struck their “touch down Jesus” and burned it to the ground.  However, it could be that Allah or Krishna are more powerful than the Christian God and they decided to destroy the Jesus to make a point.

Watch as Jesus Burns in hell for being a witch or something else imaginary.

I bet these fucking idiot Christians will rebuild this graven image of their God at any expense.  Even when that money could go towards saving lives of those without food, water or medical attention.  The proud Christians want their touch down jesus back.

If that lightening would have stuck a gay person, they would have said it was a sign from God that being gay is wrong.  Yet when it strikes their graven image, they think they need to rebuild.  It seems that beam in their eyes has yet to be removed.

I hope they waste their money to rebuild it and it burns down again.  If they make it fireproof then I hope it is destroyed in another way…earth quake or wind.  They will still want to rebuild it…oh the pride and ignorance.

Freedom Of Speech? Not In The Middle East

The great thing about America is that I truly have the freedom to say anything I want about Jesus Christ or any other religious leader.

If you live in a Muslim country like Pakistan then you don’t have that freedom because religion is allowed to influence and control government.  This is why our founding fathers made it clear we should keep religion, specifically the Christian religion separate from government and why it was clearly stated we are NOT a Christian nation.  Religion WILL destroy our freedoms.

Just take a look at the text of Pakistan’s Section 295-C of  their penal code:

“Use of derogatory remark etc, in respect of the Holy Prophet, whoever by words, either spoken or written, or by visible representation, or by any imputation, innuendo, or insinuation, directly or indirectly, defiles the sacred name of the Holy Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) shall be punished with death, or imprisonment for life, and shall also be liable for fine.”

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