Posts Tagged ‘bearded clam’

Texas Christian Republicans Want To Outlaw Blow Jobs

Apparently some Texas Christian Republicans can’t get an erection and thus have never had a blow job.  This apparently pisses them off to no end so they want to deprive others of the pleasures of oral sex.  So they want to outlaw it.  Personally, I am a fan of the bearded clam, but Christian Republicans always seem to fear such pleasures.  I feel sorry for anyone that has to be married to one of these Christian Republicans because they are missing out of some of the finest pleasures in life.

Wanna bet most of them are like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig?  That would be my guess!